Friday 15 November 2013

White Coffee

You know what it's like when new people start work at your place... it's an unwritten rule that have to take the mick out of them and you get them doing silly things like ringing the zoo and asking for the seal of approval... that sort of thing.

Except with this guy, we didn't have to.

He started with our training company doing administration and the first thing he had to administrate was coffee!

So he asked people around the office.  Renee asked for black coffee and Stewart asked for 'white with one.'

A few minutes later Richard walked into the kitchen to see the new fella with a jar Nescafe in his hands but searching in the cupboard for something else.

'What are you looking for?'  Asked Richard.

'Do you have any other coffee?'  Said the new guy by way of response.

Richard was perplexed: 'Why do you need more coffee?'

Well, I've found this coffee,' says the young man waving the jar in Richard's general direction, 'But I can't seem to find the white coffee.'

Immediately Richard made a pact with himself not to tell anyone... which lasted all of 7.72453 seconds.

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